The reviews about this wine can only lead to the conclusion that it is terribly smart: “Sagacious!” they claim. “Vividly intelligent!” Why are we applying scholarly adjectives to it when we could be pouring it into a nice glass and gazing out at the misty, enigmatic sky?
“Initially inconspicuous, but then…Ka-Ching!” Let the reviewers have their verbose little plots: we have our Coastal Fog.
“What happens next is, you know, anyone’s guess.”